Pirates of the Carribian

The 4th Pirates of the Caribbean (on stranger tides) wasn't as good as i thought it would be. It didn't have the same characters as the 1-3 movies, and i didn't understand the whole "Fountain of Youth" thing. The mermaids were really creepy. I think that they were actually vampire mermaids; vermaids. Then the Spanish suddenly came in, and i was like "Wha....?". Oh! And the the random dude in the beginning, who WAS he?

There was a lot of hipper-ness for all the previous movies in the series, but this one didn't much of that. I really missed the guy whose eye kept on falling out! He way like my FAV!! Also, Jhonny Depp wasn't as funny (no offence Jhonny) as he usually is.

I got really confurguled when that one girl came in. I don't even remember her name, but her real name is Penelopy Cruse (I think). I still don't know how she and Jack Sparrow met "back in the day", and why she was in the movie for that matter.

The whole thing with the "handsome" blond guy, and the mermaid girl, was weird. Was she a mermaid, or was she a human, 'cause in the movie they made it clear, that if she was a mermaid, then she would die without water. Plus, when she was in that box, she needed air to breath, so.... i don't know.

Well, that's what i have to say about Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Tides (said in a sipicious voice) :P